cracked
cracked:

That thing gets used for the last thing you’re thinking.
10 Sex Toys That Make Your Weirdest Fetish Seem Sane

#8. Death by Orgasm
That, friends, is a vibrator, and it’s also an unnecessarily realistic scorpion statuette. With a box shaped like a coffin and a name like Death by Orgasm, this thing is either heavily marketed for goths or the worst-camouflaged Darwin Award test the world has ever seen (options are not mutually exclusive).

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cracked:

That thing gets used for the last thing you’re thinking.

10 Sex Toys That Make Your Weirdest Fetish Seem Sane

#8. Death by Orgasm

That, friends, is a vibrator, and it’s also an unnecessarily realistic scorpion statuette. With a box shaped like a coffin and a name like Death by Orgasm, this thing is either heavily marketed for goths or the worst-camouflaged Darwin Award test the world has ever seen (options are not mutually exclusive).

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staff

staff:

Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.

Ready? 

Yes, you are, and we’re ready to help you.

(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone can start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)

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tomhazeldine:

If you need an illustration of how fast and how far Tom Hiddleston’s star has risen in the past three years, compare and contrast his last two appearances at San Diego Comic-Con. In 2010, Hiddleston sat on stage as Thor director Kenneth Branagh outlined plans for the forthcoming movie, introduced Chris Hemsworth and Hiddleston. There was a brief Q&A, Hiddleston answered one question, and everyone went home. Fast forward to July 20, 2013, an army of 6000 fans repeatedly scream ‘Loki’ in a manner so fevered as to make One Direction concert-goers look like a chapter of tongue-tired Trappists. GQ NOV 2013

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sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

TERRIFYING GIFS PART 2 

(PART 1)

These gifs were found on various threads, I am unsure of the origins on some of them. 

These are the ones I’m sure of

1) Paranormal Activity 3 (watch here)

2) John Carpenter’s: In the Mouth of Madness (watch here)

3) The Conjuring (watch here)

4) VHS (watch here)

5) The Thing (watch here)

6) Nothing Really Matters- Madonna (music video) 

7) A maze in Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights based on La Llorona 

8) Devil’s Pass (watch here)

9) Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (watch here)

10) The Poughkeepie Tapes (watch here)

Part 3